"I Will Survive" is now playinglate....
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0h, Bama
Don't Tax Me Bro |
| Whats black and blue and dead
all over?
Anyone who dares to tell a joke about President Obama in public.
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| Why does Barack want higher taxes?
Cause he wont be the one paying them.
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Candidate Obama told us,
Yes We Can.
President Obama tells us ,
"Yes You Will."
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| Why is Obama like a crooked TV
preacher?
He talks a lot, delivers little and wants all your money.
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| What is the difference between God
and Obama?
God does not think he is Obama!
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| How does Barack Obama put in a light
bulb?
He inserts the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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| Did you hear the good news about the
"two million" people who showed up for the Obama inauguration?
Only ten of them had to call off work.
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